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What the fuck?
November 14th, 2003 at 11:20 am
Shay, climb the monkey puzzle tree using only your pogo stick to aid you. Avoid Mr. Lagerdeck’s sprites and return the christian shoehorn to the rightful leaky bottomhole.
November 14th, 2003 at 12:25 pm
Hugo had always been fond of Mr Davies the ground keeper, and would often be found helping the merry gardener on the School allotments. Come wind, rain or snow Hugo was always willing to lend a hand, on really cold days Mr Davies would invite Hugo into his old tool shed for a cup of coco. One of Hugo’s favourite chores was to polish the old man’s tool’s a job that required a strong right arm and a lot of elbow grease
November 14th, 2003 at 1:11 pm
Gulliver was rather partial to studying perculiar trends in meterological events, so much so that he’d become somewhat devout to his friend Barnaby over the last few weeks. The weatherstation had succombed to some rather violent weather - not uncommon for this particular time of year. Barnaby had enlisted the help of Gordon and James to right the crooked fence. It wasn’t until Gulliver produced some sparkling new nails that work fully commenced.
November 14th, 2003 at 1:32 pm
The morning had become much of a muchness. Jean-Francois, the French exchange student had turned out a complete bore. Chaz wondered if all those from the continent lacked endeavour and spirit - two characteristics that the boys of st. Sebastians house had thought vital.
November 14th, 2003 at 2:29 pm
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November 14th, 2003 at 3:21 pm
LOL! I’ve just spent five minutes reading it back and it makes a lot of sense! I have come to the conclusion that Steve and myself are the only ones who give a shit about standards in JP. I was trying to explain to my boss how much bandwidth teh company would save annually if they adopted standards and re-designed using CSS, but it’s the big bods (i.e. Dave Martin) who need re-educating. I would love it (Kevin Keegan type speech) if the RNIB hammered us for lack of attention to accessibility, oh how I would laugh!
November 16th, 2003 at 2:32 pm
You what?????????
November 16th, 2003 at 3:30 pm
a queen, i said is a precious vessel. the state ordains that her body shall exist to carry princes.
November 25th, 2003 at 6:53 pm
Show me the room where the buffalos roam and I’ll show you a room full of shit.
December 16th, 2003 at 3:49 pm