According to todays todays Sun, the two girls who look like school-yard bitches want to kick out the good looking scouser, Heidi. They already bullied the previous singer, Siobhan into leaving a few years ago and now they’re at it again. Despite their evilness, the new track ‘Hole in the head’ (this week’s No.1) is dead catchy.
Mutya is probably the most aptly named singer in showbusiness. She is a Mutt! Woof Woof! Who let the dogs out!!
October 22nd, 2003 at 11:19 am
I see ur still reading classy publications
October 22nd, 2003 at 12:24 pm
The Sun is pure class. Apparently it’s mostly read by wealthy 20 - 40 year olds. Shay would prefer the Star though. But you can now get the Sport for 5p a day. You pay for what you get!
October 22nd, 2003 at 12:48 pm
5p yes but you have to walk up to the checkout and the teller knows what a pervert you are!! Can you live with the shame? Yes probably…
October 22nd, 2003 at 12:59 pm
I wouldn’t have thought you’d have had a problem with that Shay! Just claim you’re buying it for the ‘aliens turned my son into a fishfinger’ stories.
October 22nd, 2003 at 1:08 pm
That’s nothing. Just last week I stood between two filthy herberts in the newsagent. The one infront had an ‘Over 40s wives’ magazine and (worryingly) the man behind was buying two gay porn mags.
I felt slightly uneasy with my packet of fruit gums.
October 22nd, 2003 at 5:04 pm
hey the sugababes are the best band around people who diss on the net are just brainless nerds
March 11th, 2004 at 6:11 pm
Im sooooo agree with you Emma, you guys r sooo fucking stupid!!!….u r thinking with ur dicks!!
March 11th, 2004 at 10:12 pm
OMG! How can u say Mutya is a mutt? She is far from it you stupid b!tch! How dare you!
March 12th, 2004 at 10:18 pm
OMG! How can u say Mutya is a mutt? She is far from it you stupid b!tch! How dare you!
March 12th, 2004 at 10:18 pm
mutya is gorgeous. how snide r u. all of the girls r stunning.
March 13th, 2004 at 1:14 pm